<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13337560</id><updated>2011-12-01T04:34:18.689-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Mitch Albom is a Genius</title><subtitle type='html'>This page is a celebration of the genius who is Mitch Albom. From his frequent columns in the Detroit Free Press to his touching novels, Mitch always strikes just the right note. As we fans of Mitch are fond of saying-- Mitch is the best Albom ever released! :)</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mitchalbomisagenius.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13337560/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mitchalbomisagenius.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Meaghan</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>10</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13337560.post-111901768865443142</id><published>2005-06-17T07:12:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-06-17T07:14:48.656-07:00</updated><title type='text'>My Book Cover Idea For "The People Who Move Us"</title><content type='html'>&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;img alt="Example" src="http://img3.buzznet.com/assets/users8/mitchaholic/default/gallery-msg-1119017498-2.jpg?178720558" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13337560-111901768865443142?l=mitchalbomisagenius.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mitchalbomisagenius.blogspot.com/feeds/111901768865443142/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13337560&amp;postID=111901768865443142&amp;isPopup=true' title='20 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13337560/posts/default/111901768865443142'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13337560/posts/default/111901768865443142'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mitchalbomisagenius.blogspot.com/2005/06/my-book-cover-idea-for-people-who-move.html' title='My Book Cover Idea For &quot;The People Who Move Us&quot;'/><author><name>Meaghan</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>20</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13337560.post-111901537484034112</id><published>2005-06-17T06:17:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-06-17T06:37:52.600-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Mitch's Upcoming Masterpiece</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;I've heard through the grapevine that Mr. Albom is preparing his third novel-- and although it will be touching and inspiring, it sounds like it will deviate a little bit from the two previous ones.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;The People Who Move Us&lt;/em&gt; is the working title. The protagonist is a working class laborer named Mickey, and he will be the first minority to star in one of Mitch's books. He is a maintenance man for Detroit's famed &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.thepeoplemover.com"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;People Mover&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt; rail system, and his life is rapidly spiraling out of control, primarily due to his drug and alcohol habits.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;img alt="Example" src="http://www.detroitlions.com/photos/mover.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;He truly hits rock bottom after discovering his wife in a compromising position with another man-- a former Detroit Tiger, no less.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;Mickey makes it in to work, but deliberately sits on the tracks of the People Mover in an attempt to put an end to his misery. Just before impact, he has a moment of clarity and realizes he does, in fact, have a lot to live for. Miraculously, he survives the collision-- not without losing both legs and being terribly injured. This is just the beginning of the touching journey that Mickey embarks on, and you can be certain that Mitch will chronicle his odyssey using his trademark wit, wisdom and simple -- yet inspiring -- prose.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13337560-111901537484034112?l=mitchalbomisagenius.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mitchalbomisagenius.blogspot.com/feeds/111901537484034112/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13337560&amp;postID=111901537484034112&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13337560/posts/default/111901537484034112'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13337560/posts/default/111901537484034112'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mitchalbomisagenius.blogspot.com/2005/06/mitchs-upcoming-masterpiece.html' title='Mitch&apos;s Upcoming Masterpiece'/><author><name>Meaghan</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13337560.post-111833383710772519</id><published>2005-06-09T09:13:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-06-09T09:19:31.146-07:00</updated><title type='text'>My Fave Band</title><content type='html'>&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;img height="413" src="http://www.rockbottomremainders.com/images/remainderssmall.gif" width="222" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.rockbottomremainders.com/"&gt;The Rock Bottom Remainders&lt;/a&gt;! Mitch rules!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;Sorry I haven't posted in a while, I had some personal issues I had to take care of. But I am back in full effect, gearing up for &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.albom.com/book_signings1.html"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;Mitch's upcoming book signings&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;! I hope to see you all there!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;Not too much to say today, other than that Mitch handled the Piston's awesome win in his usual witty, special way.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13337560-111833383710772519?l=mitchalbomisagenius.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mitchalbomisagenius.blogspot.com/feeds/111833383710772519/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13337560&amp;postID=111833383710772519&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13337560/posts/default/111833383710772519'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13337560/posts/default/111833383710772519'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mitchalbomisagenius.blogspot.com/2005/06/my-fave-band.html' title='My Fave Band'/><author><name>Meaghan</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13337560.post-111781064651426407</id><published>2005-06-03T07:50:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-06-03T07:58:14.186-07:00</updated><title type='text'>MITCH INKS TV PILOT FOR CBS AND DREAMWORKS</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;How sweet it is!&lt;/span&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.mitchalbom.com/mitchinthenews.asp"&gt;This show&lt;/a&gt; will definitely be "Must See TV" for me! Okay, so Mitch has rocked the worlds of journalism, touching novels, equally touching television movies based on those novels, and now.... television series! I suspect we will get an even better insight into Mitch Albom by watching this new show. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004743/"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;Gil Bellows &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;(Ally McBeal alum) is a superb actor. This should be a real treat!!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13337560-111781064651426407?l=mitchalbomisagenius.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mitchalbomisagenius.blogspot.com/feeds/111781064651426407/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13337560&amp;postID=111781064651426407&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13337560/posts/default/111781064651426407'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13337560/posts/default/111781064651426407'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mitchalbomisagenius.blogspot.com/2005/06/mitch-inks-tv-pilot-for-cbs-and.html' title='MITCH INKS TV PILOT FOR CBS AND DREAMWORKS'/><author><name>Meaghan</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13337560.post-111780955036707732</id><published>2005-06-03T07:39:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-06-03T08:44:36.716-07:00</updated><title type='text'>I know I shouldn't even be *looking* at this, but...</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://mitchalbomisaterriblewriter.blogspot.com/"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;Mitch Albom is a Terrible Writer&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://technorati.com/tag/mitchalbomisaterriblewriter.blogspot.com" rel="tag"&gt;mitchalbomisaterriblewriter.blogspot.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ARGH! This guy is unbelievable! All he can do is insult Mitch. Whine, whine, whine. I see he finally received a comeuppance--of sorts-- by someone from "our team". Note how quickly &lt;a href="http://mitchalbomisaterriblewriter.blogspot.com/2005/06/confession-i-am-drew-sharp.html"&gt;"Morrie" angrily retaliated.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I keep telling myself I should forget about this Morrie Schwarzenegger fellow and his nasty, mean-spirited Mitch hatefest, but something keeps drawing me back. He's receiving WAY too much positive feedback. Come on, my fellow Mitch fans, let this guy know how wrong he truly is!!!!!!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13337560-111780955036707732?l=mitchalbomisagenius.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mitchalbomisagenius.blogspot.com/feeds/111780955036707732/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13337560&amp;postID=111780955036707732&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13337560/posts/default/111780955036707732'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13337560/posts/default/111780955036707732'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mitchalbomisagenius.blogspot.com/2005/06/i-know-i-shouldnt-even-be-looking-at.html' title='I know I shouldn&apos;t even be *looking* at this, but...'/><author><name>Meaghan</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13337560.post-111774510525784813</id><published>2005-06-02T13:42:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-06-02T13:59:37.706-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Best E-Mail Address Ever!</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;Mitch is truly a generous guy.... on his &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.mitchalbom.com"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;Mitch Albom website&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;, you can get your very own &lt;yourname&gt;@mitchalbommail.com e-mail address! Sorry, I already took &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="mailto:mitchaholic@mitchalbommail.com"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;Mitchaholic&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;This guy seriously rocks! Check back often, as I am going to begin keeping tabs on when and where Mitch will be signing his books!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13337560-111774510525784813?l=mitchalbomisagenius.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mitchalbomisagenius.blogspot.com/feeds/111774510525784813/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13337560&amp;postID=111774510525784813&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13337560/posts/default/111774510525784813'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13337560/posts/default/111774510525784813'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mitchalbomisagenius.blogspot.com/2005/06/best-e-mail-address-ever.html' title='Best E-Mail Address Ever!'/><author><name>Meaghan</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13337560.post-111772977168810183</id><published>2005-06-02T08:51:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-06-02T09:29:31.693-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Mitch's Column Today -- WOW!</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;If you're anything like me, you probably jump out of bed every morning and grab the morning paper-- and immediately scan it for the Newest Mitch Column. Perhaps you don't live in Metro Detroit, so instead you log right on to &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.freep.com"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;www.freep.com&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt; and get your daily dose of Mitch. Either way, it's my favorite part of the morning.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;And this morning was no exception. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.freep.com/sports/albom/mitch2e_20050602.htm"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;Today's column&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt; was so great, I had to read it three times over.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13337560-111772977168810183?l=mitchalbomisagenius.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mitchalbomisagenius.blogspot.com/feeds/111772977168810183/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13337560&amp;postID=111772977168810183&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13337560/posts/default/111772977168810183'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13337560/posts/default/111772977168810183'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mitchalbomisagenius.blogspot.com/2005/06/mitchs-column-today-wow.html' title='Mitch&apos;s Column Today -- WOW!'/><author><name>Meaghan</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13337560.post-111765704381034525</id><published>2005-06-01T13:13:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-06-01T13:17:23.810-07:00</updated><title type='text'>This is an atrocity!</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;What am I talking about? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://mitchalbomisaterriblewriter.blogspot.com"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;This blasphemous joke of a blog.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;How can this guy be offended that I-- and millions of others-- love and admire Mitch Albom? This whole things &lt;em&gt;reeks&lt;/em&gt; of jealousy. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;Please, join me in condemning this ridiculous blog.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13337560-111765704381034525?l=mitchalbomisagenius.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mitchalbomisagenius.blogspot.com/feeds/111765704381034525/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13337560&amp;postID=111765704381034525&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13337560/posts/default/111765704381034525'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13337560/posts/default/111765704381034525'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mitchalbomisagenius.blogspot.com/2005/06/this-is-atrocity.html' title='This is an atrocity!'/><author><name>Meaghan</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13337560.post-111765176128229620</id><published>2005-06-01T11:40:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-06-01T11:49:21.286-07:00</updated><title type='text'>When Will Mitch Publish a New Work of Art?????!</title><content type='html'>&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align="left"&gt;&lt;img height="131" src="http://www.albomfivepeople.com/images/fivepeoplecov_new.jpg" width="81" /&gt;&lt;img src="http://librarycommission.lib.wv.us/WV_CEOS/Book_Club/Tuesdays_with_Morrie_small.jpg" /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;I truly do love both of these books, pretty much equally. And I continue to read and re-read them all the time. I continually wonder, though-- what will Mitch come up with next? He must have so many beautiful stories to tell. The anticipation is killing me! I have signed copies of both of thse, by the way! Mitch is even more glamorous and wholesome (his odd combination) in person! :)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13337560-111765176128229620?l=mitchalbomisagenius.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mitchalbomisagenius.blogspot.com/feeds/111765176128229620/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13337560&amp;postID=111765176128229620&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13337560/posts/default/111765176128229620'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13337560/posts/default/111765176128229620'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mitchalbomisagenius.blogspot.com/2005/06/when-will-mitch-publish-new-work-of.html' title='When Will Mitch Publish a New Work of Art?????!'/><author><name>Meaghan</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13337560.post-111764608662224131</id><published>2005-06-01T10:02:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-06-01T11:58:04.500-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Yet Another Brilliant Column by Mitch in Today's Freep!</title><content type='html'>&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.albom.com/images/mitch_photo2.gif" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"&gt;How does he do it?! In today's Free Press, Mitch eloquently celebrates the Pistons' triumph at last night's showdown with the Miami Heat. Right from the start, he uses that uniquely Albomian wit to get the ball rolling:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;So whom did Rip Hamilton tick off to draw this assignment? As if a bad calf weren't enough, as if running like a hamster in a wheel weren't enough, now he had one more job: Guard Dwyane Wade.&lt;br /&gt;Yuh. And let me build a skyscraper in my spare time. &lt;span style="color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;LOL&lt;/strong&gt;!-ed.&gt;&lt;/span&gt;Let me move some furniture during halftime &lt;span style="color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;so&gt;&lt;/span&gt;. Let me drive the team bus. Let me get the morning coffee and doughnuts. Guard Wade? Doesn't that fall under a two-man job? &lt;span style="color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;such&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#000000;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"&gt;As if this marvelous opening isn't enough, Mitch displays his "hip factor", referencing -- get this -- DEVO! What will he think of next?!&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align="left"&gt;&lt;em&gt;And, to paraphrase Devo: Whippet, Good&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align="left"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;Oh, Mitch! There truly isn't a thing that this man can't make brilliant. He only rarely does non-sports related columns; I wish he wrote the whole damn paper! Or at least school the other journalists at the Free Press in his unique--perfect--stylings.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13337560-111764608662224131?l=mitchalbomisagenius.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mitchalbomisagenius.blogspot.com/feeds/111764608662224131/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13337560&amp;postID=111764608662224131&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13337560/posts/default/111764608662224131'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13337560/posts/default/111764608662224131'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mitchalbomisagenius.blogspot.com/2005/06/yet-another-brilliant-column-by-mitch.html' title='Yet Another Brilliant Column by Mitch in Today&apos;s Freep!'/><author><name>Meaghan</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
